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once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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• Anons request
Ok, it took me a week to find the courage to do it xD
But given that because of okay-but-i-hit-a-nightfury I had to promise… Here we go xD I’ve at least tried to make it funny! x//D
«I KNOW I HAVE A TATTOO, so not Hiccup, sorry»

OH MY GOD I CHOKED SO HARD

there go my ovaries bye

Well frick

oh.

OH.




I’m definitely NOT upset by this. Nope, not at all.

OMG look at the notes x°///D I’m actually dying, guys… You’re awesome x///D Ok, since they asked me at least… I don’t know… 23 times already?! xD And they were ALWAYS so nice asking this… I’ll add the 2 requested gifs, for the Hijack shippers ♥

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I HOPE THE ANIMATION TEAM FINDS THIS HOLY FUCK SON DEM HIPS

slitheryn-forever

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ